Gregor is not a fan of easter.
To begin with there are the sweet foods. Buns full of sugar and fruit and then there are the chocolate eggs.
What is the overriding theme here? That’s right. All of these things make children sticky. And what do sticky children like to do? They like to pick Gregor up. To toy with him in some manner, while they imitate his voice and giggle. This is disappointing, and I will not be having it.
So I have taken it upon myself to cancel easter. Instead we will be having an event called “Eat-ster” where the children will be encouraged to eat carrots and spinach until they feel ill and begin to cry. Then they will be forced to lie down, and will be washed at half hourly intervals.
Have a very merry Eatster. That is all.
